EU, what stinks??!! 

That's the smell of Archspire rolling down a cobblestone street near you!
Boy, have we had quite the year! From losing all of our hair to bailing our singer out of jail after a lewd altercation at an old folks home, to, OH YEAH, releasing our new album TOO FAST TO DIE, this has been an epic and challenging time for us all. So what better way to unwind then with a well-deserved European vacation?
That's right! We're grabbing our Lederhosen, kissing our donkeys goodbye and heading out to the majestic European landscape for what nobody is calling “The greatest fucking tour of all time!” 

Join us along with our friends Crown Magnetar  The Zenith Passage and Analepsy as we hit that old cheese highway straight to castle valley (or whatever your whacky little towns are called) 
Wander with us through your problematic history.
Indulge in the splendor of brutality.
Create the most brutal gut slitting face fucking ear popping memories that will haunt you for the rest of your short  midevil life!
Get your tickets on Thursday, April 16 at 11am CET  because this tour is straight up basically already totally fucking sold out!